Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
IP: play.cozycraving.com
Join us for epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as you are. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t believe me? Just log on and see for yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness at Bloatware Kino and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of exploding llamas come charging through, causing chaos and destruction everywhere they go. But don’t worry, our friendly staff is always on hand to help clean up the mess (and maybe spawn in a few more exploding llamas for good measure).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, except with more creepers trying to blow you up.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because things are about to get crazy!
But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat. And the villagers? They all speak in Shakespearean English and recite poetry while trading with you. It’s like living in a Renaissance fair, but with more explosions and less turkey legs.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to boogie down. It’s lit, fam. Literally, because there are glowstone dance floors and lava lamps everywhere. Plus, the DJ is a parrot who only plays dubstep remixes of C418 songs. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.
So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Ender Dragon disco party!” Let’s get this block party started, baby!
