| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5590 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3307 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4001 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
BetrayX.minehut.gg
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6230 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7990 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2388 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6335 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6059 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6660 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6754 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 954 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2716 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8961 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2000 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4129 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7074 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8810 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5712 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1097 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7556 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3766 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
