| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 883 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7161 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1068 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3140 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 28 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8606 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1208 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9943 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3879 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2987 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6938 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 371 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8883 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5532 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1804 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6732 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2850 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2821 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1476 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 482 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5372 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3262 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8820 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Potions Brewed: | 35 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
