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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9152	Orbs of Power Found:	10

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	3192
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	4251
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6930
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2719	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5265
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Animals Bred:	122	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Votes:	7593	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Votes:	595
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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