🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Buildings Constructed: 47 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dimension Hops: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 147
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 477 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Magic Items Found: 8529

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

    LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7773 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!
    join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

    we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

    but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

    Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9577 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Runes Activated: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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