Bet On Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NightmareCraft

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Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Villages Defended:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crops Grown:	1815

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	534	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Defense, Democracy, east asia, Geopolitical, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, poll, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyHolocaustHavoc

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Build C3PO in Minecraft

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yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	1826	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	167011
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8603	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7021
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.