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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Like, bro, do you even Minecraft? If you’re not on this server, you’re basically living under a rock. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage out of cobblestone, or if you want to ride pigs off cliffs like a true daredevil. We’ve even got a secret underground club where we host dance parties with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, then buckle up buttercup and get ready for the ride of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of absolute madness, where the only rule is to have fun or get out. So, what’s the BEST thing about you? Come show us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🐷🔥💎🕺 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrRegretItForever #NicolasCageStatueGoals

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	536
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Votes:	3007	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1269	Emeralds Found:	6140
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	116
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	827	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8110
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	570850	Crops Grown:	7476
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Towns Built:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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BirthdayBlunderCraft

CraftyCreeper8Billion

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AussieSMP

AussieSMP

Features:

Rules

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Chrono Portal 1.21

ChildSupportCraft