Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a pregnant best friend and a sister’s wedding!

Imagine this: You’re at a virtual wedding in Minecraft, all dressed up and ready to celebrate. But wait, your best friend calls in tears because her fiance ran off with a married co-worker! Do you stay and support the bride, or rush to your friend’s side? The choice is yours on our server, where drama unfolds at every corner.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some family feuds and heated arguments. Will you stand your ground like a boss, or apologize to keep the peace? The drama never stops on our server, where every decision you make can lead to hilarious consequences.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchantments Applied: 201
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Villages Defended: 12
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Animals Bred: 104
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Villages Defended: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3157
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 528153
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Magic Items Found: 3816 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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