BestieBreakup Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will end toxic friendships for you? Look no further than our server! Just like this guy made his wife end her friendship with her bestie, we will make sure any toxic players are kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this wife had with her best friend. Who needs enemies when you have friends like Alex, are we right? We promise to provide you with a server experience that will make you question all your relationships, just like this guy questioned his marriage.

So come on over and let us help you cut ties with all the Alex’s in your life. We may not offer couples therapy, but we do offer a fun and entertaining Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices. See you on the server!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Void Gems Collected:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Votes:	8476	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	579741

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6365	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Potions Brewed:	149
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3342	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3352
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9188
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	702
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Crops Grown:	4779	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever