Best Seasons Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Poland Wins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Poland wins EVERYTHING. That’s right, our players are so skilled and lucky that Poland always comes out on top in every competition, battle, and challenge. Join us if you want to be part of the winning team and experience the thrill of victory every single day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a revolutionary potato-powered energy source. Join us and harness the power of potatoes to fuel your wildest Minecraft creations.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this cheesy paradise and become the ultimate cheese lord of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and wonderful world of Poland wins. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, rare mobs that drop insane loot, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves.

So why did League grow to be a cultural phenomenon while DOTA 2 went on to die? Because our server is where all the cool kids hang out, duh! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3069

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for outrageous events like Full Burst Day, where the world literally explodes every weekend!

Our current special recruit, Cinderella, is on a mission to find her glass slipper while fighting off evil step-sisters. And don’t miss out on Rapunzel’s Pure Grace, a free SSR with luscious locks that can defeat any foe!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up, we have Grave, a spooky recruit who will send shivers down your spine. And who can forget Scarlet’s Black Shadow costume, perfect for blending into the shadows while plotting your next move.

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the leaders are just meh? Well, look no further because Nick is here to shake things up and become the true Leader of our movement! Join our server and witness Nick’s epic rise to power as he conquers the virtual world with his unmatched skills and charisma. Who needs diamonds when you have Nick leading the way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history in the making – join now and witness the legend of Nick unfold before your very eyes!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

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Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fired Boss Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

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Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Cock Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as you are? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more all day long. We’ve got players who are willing to do anything to win, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Join us and you’ll never be bored again – there’s always something scandalous happening on our server. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Farms Harvested:	901
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8229

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	137	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3