Best private server Minecraft server

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the schizos of /tesg/ rely on your threads to survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with patch notes that will make your diamond sword quiver, mods and modding guides that will blow your mind, and characters so epic they make Herobrine look like a noob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mazetism and Cira mods, lore that will make you question reality, and a social scene that puts the villagers to shame. Plus, our sister threads /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and /vg/tesog/ are always up for a good time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, as well as OSex/OSA archives that will make your inventory overflow. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Don’t be a square, join us now!

Pixelated Party Minecraft SMP

atmospheric games, book adaptations, dlc, First Person Shooter, free games, Gaming, gaming recommendations, metro 2033 redux, Metro Exodus Gold Edition, metro last light redux, Metro series, Minecraft, Party, pixelated, post-apocalyptic, ps4, russian literature, smp, story-driven games, survival horror, the witcher, video games

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through the Metro series, where you’ll have to navigate through dark tunnels, fight off mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive. But that’s not all – we’ve added a twist to the gameplay by throwing in some crazy mods that will keep you on your toes at all times.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Metro series like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hatsu SMP

bedrock, benefit, Claimland, Coinflip, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, gacha, home, java, MONEY, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, RANK, Robbing, Roleplay, scoreboard, Sit, Skills, Trade

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play.hatsusmp.my.id:19132

Tranquil Pixel Minecraft Server

chronically online, Competition, cyber communities, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, Fags, Freaks, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, internet, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, online culture, online presence, PIXEL, ruined, Server, small communities, social media, trannies, Tranquil

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Are you tired of being surrounded by trannies and fags on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all the normal, non-chronically online players out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero drama from internet weirdos. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and become a part of the llama revolution!

Game Trivia Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and can build epic structures with their hooves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes colors every time it eats a different type of flower.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CyberMobMC server Minecraft

Bedwars, Buildbattle, CyberMobMC, Minecraft, Server, Skywars, Tntrun

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Cool server with mini-games. Such as:

BedWars

TNTRUN

BuildBattle

SkyWars

CyberMobMC.aternos.me:62569

Tsundere Minecraft Server

Anime, anime couple, anime fan, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime love story, anime quote, Character, cute, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, relationships, sentimental, Server, Tsundere

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

/asp/ies, #youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Links, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Build and Barter

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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play.buildandbarter.net

””Poor Land Escape”” Minecraft Server

depression, Despair, eastern europe, economic struggles, Escape, Hardship, ISOLATION, Land, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Poland, Poor, POVERTY, poverty in Eastern Europe, poverty in europe, poverty in Poland, poverty in society, poverty in the world, Server, Social Issues, Struggle, Suffering

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a potato? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking trees. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on over and join the madness, because life is too short to play on boring servers like Po(or)land!

Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

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Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Denauth, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, PixelPals, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers who will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

From LazuLight’s magical escapades to OBSYDIA’s thrilling battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Ethyria will enchant you with their mystical powers, while Luxiem will have you laughing until you cry with their outrageous antics.

Noctyx will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable pranks, while ILUNA will dazzle you with their stunning performances. XSOLEIL will light up your world with their radiant energy, and Krisis will challenge you with mind-bending puzzles.

TTT will test your teamwork skills, Denauth will take you on a journey through enchanted forests, and so much more! With a teamup schedule that will blow your mind and streams that will keep you entertained for hours, this server is a must-join for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and dive into the wacky world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Animals, countryside, cute animals, domestic animals, farm animals, goat behavior, goat breeds, goat care, goat cheese, goat farming, goat meat, goat milk, goat products, Goats, hooved animals, horned animals, Livestock, Mammals, Minecraft, Rural life, smp

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Towns Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8254	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Emeralds Found:	7856
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mines Excavated:	1449
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	260
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Potions Brewed:	87	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1313
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Crops Grown:	8988	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	2995	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Emeralds Found:	8020

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7247
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2