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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	2266
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	3920	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7290
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6420	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	2507
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	265
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	8330
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.