Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6745
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	211	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	2595	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1721	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4278	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Potions Brewed:	155	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!