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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	3760	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dimension Hops:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mines Excavated:	2162
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9181
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Farms Harvested:	698	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Emeralds Found:	8362
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Towns Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1625	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	New Chunks Explored:	913063

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Potions Brewed:	133	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.