Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	720536	Enchantments Applied:	156
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	806

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	New Chunks Explored:	863721

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Emeralds Found:	6000	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Emeralds Found:	3043	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.