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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	10296	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Void Gems Collected:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9062
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8897	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crops Grown:	9533
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	24055	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	977	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Animals Bred:	123	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9961
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Animals Bred:	55
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.