Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	180
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1386
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	7608	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	4038
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	189
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	462	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	160

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6454	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	8804
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crops Grown:	2401	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.