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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Potions Brewed:	104
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	227
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mines Excavated:	3639
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.