Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4445	Enchantments Applied:	186

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7776
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

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lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	51
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HoneyMC

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HoneyMC is a Survival server that offers a unique experience! Join us for exciting adventures, explore, build and evolve your skills in a world full of challenges and fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Galactic Cube SMP

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Galactic Cube is a fun and engaging Minecraft server that offers a great experience for new and returning players. With many useful plugins, you can do a variety of things such as protect your creations by claiming your land, toggle PvP on and off to avoid unwanted fights, and enjoy a friendly and welcoming atmosphere with helpful staff and exceptional leadership. Whether you like building, exploring, or adventuring, there’s plenty of activites to do and enjoy. With exciting features and a welcoming community, it’s the perfect place to dive into your next Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	596781
Enchantments Applied:	220	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Ice Cube – Brain Freeze Edition

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Server Overview

IP	play.cubedao.net
Version	1.8 – 1.21.1

The Survival gamemode is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

IP: play.cubedao.net

Information: https://docs.cubedao.net/

Forums: https://cubedao.net/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.cubedao.net with the specified version of Minecraft.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines to follow on our server. You can find them in our documentation.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more to enhance your survival experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7770
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	123640	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Craze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and the chance to ride pigs into battle like the true warriors you are. Forget about boring threads, on our server, the only threads you’ll be interested in are the ones where we discuss the best way to build a house out of TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Anonymous SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for epic dance parties in the virtual world, where you can show off your best Kpop moves and impress all your fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground Kpop fan club, where you can gossip about your favorite idols and plan elaborate fan projects. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden Kpop shrine hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Kpop adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next virtual Kpop superstar.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Brother’s Big Day Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of wedding invitations, maid of honor duties, and grandma drama!

Are you ready to navigate through the twists and turns of family relationships while building epic structures and battling mobs? Our server is the perfect place for players who thrive on chaos and drama!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your grandma’s honor, even if it means missing out on your brother’s wedding. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have a virtual adventure filled with laughter and tears?

Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join our server today and let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways! Remember, in our server, family feuds are just another part of the game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Villages Defended:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoDoorNoProblemMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like you have to answer the door for strangers? Look no further! Our server is filled with virtual doors that never need answering, so you can game in peace without any earring emergencies interrupting your playtime.

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who just can’t seem to take a hint. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of boundaries, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Don’t let aggressive knockers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from annoying neighbors?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	3925	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

QuitLifeInMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and all its responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about all your problems and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the map – find it and you’ll be the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Chicken Jousting” and “Pig Racing” where you can compete against other players for fabulous prizes (and bragging rights, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join our Minecraft SMP today – because who needs real life when you can have virtual adventures and endless fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockBraggerz

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Are you proud of your ability to build elaborate structures in Minecraft? Well, join our server and show off your skills to the world! We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamond blocks that only the most skilled players can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build-off! So if you’re proud of your Minecraft prowess, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	918225	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LebCraft: Nasrallah’s Epic Challenge

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have nasrallah daring israel to invade lebanon in speech, making it a HISTORIC OPPORTUNITY for all players! imagine the chaos and excitement as you build and battle in a world inspired by this crazy event. join now for a chance to be a part of the action and create your own legendary moments in minecraft history!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	775	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Thermal Charge Harvesting Server

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join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t in minecraft. we got organic thermoelectric devices dat harvest thermal energy like it’s nobody’s business. charge transfer interfaces? we got dat too, and dey be poppin off like fireworks on da fourth of july. come join us and witness da magic of charge generation like u never seen before. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #crazychargegeneration

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Savage Crafters

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BigChadGuys w/Cobblemon Fabric Server! Pixelmon meets latest version minecraft! Voting rewards, playtime ranks, awesome community 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Toxic Network

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Toxic Games is a Minecraft network that offers a unique experience with exciting modes like Skyblock, Survival Custom, and Pillars of Fortune. With support for Java and Bedrock players, Toxic Games guarantees fun for all types of adventurers, providing custom challenges and exciting rewards in every game. Join now and become part of our community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crops Grown:	6833
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!