Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DateCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a wake-up call like no other? Look no further than our server! Just like the friend in this story who needed a reality check, our server will shake you out of your comfort zone and push you to make bold moves.

Join us and experience the thrill of putting yourself out there, whether it’s facing off against mobs or building epic structures. Don’t be like the friend who waited around for love to come to her – take charge and make things happen on our server!

Who needs dating apps when you can find your perfect match in the world of Minecraft? Dive into our server and see where the adventure takes you. And remember, if you’re not making moves, you’re not playing the game right!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BabyNameBattles

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at its peak? Join us for a wild ride of blended families, unresolved issues, and a baby without a name! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like this family dynamic.

Witness the chaos as siblings from different parents struggle to bond, parents try to navigate the complexities of blended families, and a baby on the way without a name in sight. Will the kids ever come together to name the new addition to the family? Only time will tell on our server.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyMoans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to hear the sweet sounds of creepers exploding in the distance while you’re getting it on with your virtual blocky crush. Trust us, nothing gets the blood pumping like the adrenaline rush of trying to survive a zombie horde while also trying to survive in the bedroom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who died from laughter after accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelFetishCraft – Digging into your deepest desires!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest fantasies? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your fetish needs!

Whether you’re into building giant statues of pickles or roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your unique tastes – in fact, we encourage it!

Join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, maybe your fetish for building intricate rollercoasters out of melons stems from a past life as a fruitarian astronaut. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HezCraftOps: Target Acquired!

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so, like, this server is LIT, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was INSANE, bro.

also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nature Scene Oasis

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are you tired of staring at boring video backgrounds that make you feel like you wanna take a nap? well, come join our minecraft server where the backgrounds are so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

we got nature scenes that will make you feel like you’re actually outside, running through fields of flowers and frolicking with unicorns. you’ll be so energized, you’ll never experience videoconference fatigue again!

our backgrounds are so magical, they’ll transport you to a whole new world where you can escape the monotony of everyday life. join us and say goodbye to boring video calls forever!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FrostSMP

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Welcome To FrostSMP! A Cross-Play Earth SMP Where You Can Either Start Or Join A Nation!* What Are You Waiting For? Join Us Today!

Discord Server: https://dsc.gg/frostmc

* Note: If You Wanna Create A Nation, You Need To Join Our Discord Server And Register It.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ores Mined:	9686
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CrystalHeartSmp

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Mark your calendars and gather your fellow adventurers. This is your chance to carve your path in the Crystal Heart universe from day one! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a budding explorer, there’s something for everyone in our diverse and welcoming community.

Stay Connected: crystalheartsmp.uk.to:25812

Discord: Join our Discord server https://discord.gg/2cHQQjZx for updates and to connect with other players. Social Media: Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook [insert handles] for sneak peeks and community highlights. Spread the word, invite your friends, and let’s make this season of Crystal Heart SMP the best one yet! See you on August 5th for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Server26 – Where Boomer Minecrafters Unite for Some Serious Block-Building Fun Since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Rules

For a detailed list of rules, visit https://server26.net/rules

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server 18+ only?	Yes, you must be 18 or older to join the server.
Are there any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or benefits.
Are there warps or teleport commands?	No, there are no warps or teleport commands available.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What plugins are used on the server?	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops, and other minor datapacks and tweaks.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Amen Break Is Good Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old amenities? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Amen Break – the most epic drum break in music history. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to sick beats, it’s like a rave in the mines!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted items for those who can find it. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in glitter – now that’s a show worth watching!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft disco king!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ring A Ding Baby Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical Bacon Sword, and dance parties in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s only talking sheep named Sir Fluffington. He’s got all the gossip on who’s building secret bases and who’s hoarding all the emeralds. Plus, he gives out free hugs to all new players (just watch out for his wool allergies).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own statue made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some ring a ding baby Minecraft madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WeekendWarriors Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values family over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we understand that sometimes life throws you a curveball like a cancer diagnosis and you need to be there for your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of putting your family first, even if it means canceling a non-refundable hotel booking and disappointing your girlfriend. Who needs a weekend getaway when you can spend quality time with your mom and brother, am I right?

So come on over to our server and show your priorities are in order – family first, Minecraft second (but still pretty important). Don’t be the person who puts a weekend away over their mom’s cancer diagnosis, join us and be the hero your family needs.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	6860	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WaterWarsMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a watermelon in a desert! Join us and experience the thrill of cutting off your neighbors from using your virtual water supply.

Picture this: you live in a suburban Minecraft neighborhood where everyone relies on wells for water. But oh no, your neighbors’ well dried up and they come begging for your help. Will you be a good neighbor and share your precious water, or will you let them suffer in thirst?

But wait, there’s more! These neighbors have a whole farm in their Minecraft backyard, with illegal roosters driving everyone crazy. And to top it off, they even have an old lady doing a rain dance for their wells to magically open up. Can you handle the chaos and drama of living next to these virtual neighbors?

Join our server now and witness the madness unfold. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you join in on the chaos and stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Towns Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FavFictCharMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you crazy adventurers out there! Join us and embark on epic quests with your favorite fictitious characters, like Spongebob Squarepants, Batman, and even the Teletubbies!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. And rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GeriatricGaming

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Are you tired of boring retirement homes and endless games of bingo? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for senior citizens to let loose and have some fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy building competitions, and maybe even a little virtual romance with other golden oldies. Who needs retirement when you can spend your golden years mining diamonds and battling creepers? So ditch the rocking chair and grab your pickaxe, because life begins at respawn on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.