BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

aggravating, ANNOYING, Arrogant, besserwisser, BesserwissersMC, bothersome, condescending, frustrating, insufferable, IRRITATING, know-it-all, Minecraft, Obnoxious, overbearing, patronizing, pedantic, pompous, pretentious, self-righteous, Server, smug, superior, Ultimate, vexing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5813
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	4733	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	297	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	1668	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	548
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	1990
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	411735
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	377

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ores Mined:	1803	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Emeralds Found:	6346
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8793	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!