BertCraft Minecraft Server

American soccer player, American sports, athlete, Bert Patenaude, BertCraft, Bertrand Patenaude, Fifa, first hat-trick, football, forward, goal scorer, hat trick, History, legend, Minecraft, Server, Soccer, soccer history, sports, United States Soccer Hall of Fame, World Cup

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	7925	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring soccer games and ready for some wild Minecraft adventures? Join our server and play like a true legend, just like Bertrand “Bert” Arthur Patenaude! We promise you won’t be bored with us, because we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles. Plus, rumor has it that Bert himself plays on our server from beyond the grave, scoring hat-tricks left and right. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to impress a soccer legend turned Minecraft master!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	233	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5369

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	245
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crops Grown:	1591
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
New Chunks Explored:	324215	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	491
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	8448
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4188
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1544	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4213	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense