BertCraft Minecraft Server

American soccer player, American sports, athlete, Bert Patenaude, BertCraft, Bertrand Patenaude, Fifa, first hat-trick, football, forward, goal scorer, hat trick, History, legend, Minecraft, Server, Soccer, soccer history, sports, United States Soccer Hall of Fame, World Cup

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring soccer games and ready for some wild Minecraft adventures? Join our server and play like a true legend, just like Bertrand “Bert” Arthur Patenaude! We promise you won’t be bored with us, because we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles. Plus, rumor has it that Bert himself plays on our server from beyond the grave, scoring hat-tricks left and right. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to impress a soccer legend turned Minecraft master!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Potions Brewed:	142	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	64	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6706
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3453
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mines Excavated:	2105
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	3226	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1274	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Void Gems Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9426
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	295	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Towns Built:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Potions Brewed:	63
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?