BertCraft Minecraft Server

American soccer player, American sports, athlete, Bert Patenaude, BertCraft, Bertrand Patenaude, Fifa, first hat-trick, football, forward, goal scorer, hat trick, History, legend, Minecraft, Server, Soccer, soccer history, sports, United States Soccer Hall of Fame, World Cup

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magic Items Found:	3540
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring soccer games and ready for some wild Minecraft adventures? Join our server and play like a true legend, just like Bertrand “Bert” Arthur Patenaude! We promise you won’t be bored with us, because we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles. Plus, rumor has it that Bert himself plays on our server from beyond the grave, scoring hat-tricks left and right. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to impress a soccer legend turned Minecraft master!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Emeralds Found:	1618
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5684	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Buildings Constructed:	34

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	56
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	123215
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	565
Villages Defended:	16	Mines Excavated:	4965
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2096

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4490

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	200
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	2748
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!