Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And guess what? They’re still flying around wreaking havoc to this day! But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the unicorns and restore peace to the server.

Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen? It’s like a surprise every time you break a block! Plus, our PvP battles are legendary – you never know when a giant chicken will swoop in and start pecking at everyone’s heads.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

As for when it will end? Well, who knows! But one thing’s for sure – Guts’ suffering will definitely be worth it in the end. Or maybe not. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 432 Ores Mined: 2302
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Farms Harvested: 421
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HolidayNomzCraft

    HolidayNomzCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NasrallahsRevengeMC

    NasrallahsRevengeMC
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

    So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 277 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Finerenone’s Heart Haven

    Finerenone’s Heart Haven
    so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Zombie Dances: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

    Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

    66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is SquatchCraft? SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
    How can I join the SquatchCraft server? Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Potions Brewed: 111
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

    Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

    But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

    So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3370 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 57 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

    HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

    Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

    ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Potions Brewed: 43 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 147 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
    LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

    Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    New Chunks Explored: 993922 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 204 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

    RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Website Discord Server

    Overview:

    RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

    FAQ:

    Q: What mods are included in the server?

    A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

    Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

    Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

    A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 124
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Emeralds Found: 9705
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Israels Fun Minecraft Server

    Israels Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

    Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Crops Grown: 8120 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

    Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

    Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP

    NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that game you used to play as a kid that you wish they would remake? Well, imagine if that game was Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 189
    Towns Built: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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