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Zombie JuiceCraft

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Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mines Excavated:	2430
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
New Chunks Explored:	772200	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3281

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	68789
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6