| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8295 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7138 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3398 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6460 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 5427 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8215 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 216 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 593558 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 1025 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1620 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2311 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9049 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 132 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8109 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 300 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1083 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9691 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1464 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5495 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3105 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5862 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 8192 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4738 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3467 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
