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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Enchantments Applied: 210 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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