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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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