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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5234 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 134 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.