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TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Unprepared Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6973	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	296
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	86	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

#youtube, action games, Adventure, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, DEADeien, Dorky mecha fan, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project General, Eiens, Energetic girl, Epic, Gen 1 Museia, Gen 2 Haven, Halo, horror games, in memoriam, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, Mirri Saffire, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Schedule, Silly noblewoman, Skye Shinryu, smp, songs, Speedrunning, twitter, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Website, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	250	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	91	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

/Gig/ – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4949	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

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Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	151

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2210	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2