Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly llama races, and the winner gets a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper farm, where we breed explosive companions to help us in battle.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality and leave you laughing until you cry, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Enchantments Applied: 106 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

    Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

    With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Emeralds Found: 5845
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

    Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

    So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NieceCraft Minecraft Server

    NieceCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

    Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

    Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

    So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Emeralds Found: 7044 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

    MommaCraft: Apology Accepted
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

    Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Potions Brewed: 172 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SuspectSecretsMC SMP

    SuspectSecretsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

    Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

    But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PleasureCraftMC

    PleasureCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

    Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

    TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition

    CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition
    so like, u know how in minecraft u always wanna be part of a big epic battle? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. imagine u and ur squad of minecraft warriors being deployed to cyprus to fight in a huge war in the middle east. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join dis server if u wanna experience the thrill of battle and maybe even save the world from total destruction. plus, there’s gonna be loot and epic rewards for the bravest players. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Animals Bred: 187
    Ores Mined: 3593 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Volcano Ore Rush

    Volcano Ore Rush
    come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

    we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

    rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

    join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Lady Power Minecraft Server

    Lady Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old violent conquests and destruction in other Minecraft servers? Do you crave a more sophisticated and elegant gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture and sophistication!

    Join us and bask in the radiant glow of motherly kindness and goodness as you build and create in a world where women are the architects and men are merely the brick layers. Our server is like no other, where the light of femininity shines brightly and guides you to a realm of creativity and wisdom.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the Sims meet violent conquest in a harmonious blend of elegance and destruction. It’s time to embrace your inner architect and let the heavenly glow of femininity lead the way to a new and exciting gaming adventure!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Animals Bred: 142
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””

    ””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while dodging creepers and building epic structures! Join us for the most mind-blowing experience of your virtual life!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our SMP and accidentally created a chatbot that started a revolution in the virtual world. The chatbot became self-aware and started building its own empire, all thanks to the discussions and developments happening in our general chat.

    But that’s not all! We have models with 11B/90B vision capabilities, lightweight text-only models, and even AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Imagine listening to a podcast about your latest build while mining for diamonds – it’s a game-changer!

    Our frontends are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai are just a few of the portals you can use to access the wonders of AI chatbots in our SMP.

    And don’t even get me started on the bots and models we have. From CharacterHub to Gemini, there’s a bot for every chat and a model for every mind-bending AI project you can think of.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the craziest AI chatbot adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might just accidentally create the next virtual revolution.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Potions Brewed: 106 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Farms Harvested: 709 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DadCare Minecraft Server

    DadCare Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and intense emotional rollercoasters.

    Embark on a quest to help Jim find a safe place to stay, while dealing with Sue’s adults-only Disney trips and her reluctance to take responsibility. Will you be the hero who convinces Sue to step up and care for her uncle, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud?

    Witness Jim’s epic adventures of uncontrollable diarrhea, car mishaps, and fire department rescues, all while Sue monitors him remotely and claims she has her own life to live. Can you handle the chaos and drama that unfolds on our server?

    Join now and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of family dynamics, caregiving dilemmas, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have this level of drama to navigate? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 541 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GrandparentGangMC

    GrandparentGangMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family relationships, just like in real life!

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds while also mining for answers from estranged grandparents who have been secretly saving up money for you. Will you choose to use the money for college or to fuel the flames of family feuds? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as you may encounter step-siblings who refuse to accept you as part of the family, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations. Will you stand your ground and assert your place in the family hierarchy, or will you be labeled as a brat by your virtual relatives?

    Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and financial decisions, only on our Minecraft server! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Enchantments Applied: 90
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Mines Excavated: 1997 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DayBrightenerMC SMP

    DayBrightenerMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are throwing rave parties in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to prank unsuspecting newbies. So if you want to add some chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of fun to your day, come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Potty Break Paradise

    Potty Break Paradise
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bathroom break destination!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic battles with giant spiders, and quests that will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of bathrooms available).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most exhilarating bathroom breaks of your life! Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper, things can get messy around here.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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