Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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