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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4949 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a ukraine strike on belgorod, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except maybe your dignity).
our server is so lit, russia is even talking about it! they say five players have been killed by laughter and 46 have been injured from falling out of their chairs while playing. but hey, that’s just a normal day on our server.
we’ve got more chaos than a russian political rally, more fun than a ukrainian dance party, and more surprises than a belgorod street market. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server!
