so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got this one dude from germany who got, like, sentenced to death in belarus for, get this, terrorism and mercenary stuff. like, how crazy is that? if you wanna be part of a server that attracts that kind of attention, then, like, join us, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. come join the madness, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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