so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got this one dude from germany who got, like, sentenced to death in belarus for, get this, terrorism and mercenary stuff. like, how crazy is that? if you wanna be part of a server that attracts that kind of attention, then, like, join us, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. come join the madness, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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