Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Emeralds Found: | 7512 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
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