Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Buildings Constructed: 41 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Towns Built: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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