So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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Eldoria Origins
Welcome to Eldoria!
We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3
What to expect:
Features 24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long Community built spawn Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at! Farmer’s Delight Proximity Chat Magic mods Plenty of generational mods to spice up your adventure And a bunch of other mods to explore! Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!
I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3
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NoBagValentine’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of traveling on a budget? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we offer the ultimate cheap travel experience, just like this couple’s trip to Vienna!Embark on a journey with us and leave your luggage behind, just like this husband and wife duo who decided to fly to Europe with only their cabin baggage. Who needs clothes anyway, right? Live life on the edge and see how far you can push the limits of travel!
Join now and immerse yourself in the drama and excitement of traveling without the hassle of packing. Who needs a budget when you have a sense of adventure? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
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MommaMinecraftVent
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and zero family arguments about forex trading and car usage.Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your fellow players. Plus, we have a strict no-smoking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any tense moments like my brother and I experienced.
And if you ever need advice or someone to vent to, our community is always here to support you without resorting to calling your parents for backup. So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to roleplay a heated argument with your virtual siblings, then we’ve got you covered there too!
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PostSexPests Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!
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BlockBusterLaughs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a 10/10 movie that should only be watched once – you’ll never want to leave!Join us for epic adventures like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!