So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY