Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	9475
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Alien Abductions:	0

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	6615
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Towns Built:	5
Ores Mined:	3076	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2798	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Animals Bred:	146
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9154	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	882	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2975

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3885	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!