Beer & Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Votes:	166	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	578

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	261	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Farms Harvested:	863
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
New Chunks Explored:	792009	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	279
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2379
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	4340	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3467
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Ores Mined:	7395
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	98/400	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2