Beer & Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	2115	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	2439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Animals Bred:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9816	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	89	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Void Gems Collected:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	9425
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2634
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	846	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	8389

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	9634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crops Grown:	9892
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1