Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Dragons Tamed: 7
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Creeper Cafe Boom!

    Creeper Cafe Boom!
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

    Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

    Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    • An actually active community
    • Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing!
    • A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself
    • A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making
    • Deep lore, our own language and religion
    • WEEKLY Events!
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 267 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Mines Excavated: 1766 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Potions Brewed: 59
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
    Gods Slained: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

    🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

    Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

    A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

    Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

    A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

    Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

    A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

    If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Crops Grown: 4518 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Items Found: 5245
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3246 Zombie Dances: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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