Are you tired of being a broke adult like this poor soul? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret hidden treasure worth over $10k waiting for you to find! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected riches along the way. Who needs a real job when you can become a Minecraft millionaire in our wacky world? Join now and start your journey to financial freedom (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Void Gems Collected: 25 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP

    Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: Liv is THICCC. Seriously, Liv’s character model is just so voluptuous that it’s become a legend on the server. People come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of Liv’s pixelated curves.

    But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

    Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses
    Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SoccerMom Minecraft SMP

    SoccerMom Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your kid coming home with grass stains and sweaty socks from playing boring old football or soccer in high school? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your kid can battle creepers and zombies instead of other teams! Who needs a concussion when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why settle for a boring old sports team when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate block-busting champion? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Fembot’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Fembot’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, including the chance to win the heart of a fembot! That’s right, folks, she’s looking for a Minecraft boyfriend and she’s not afraid to make you fight for her love. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out for the ultimate prize – a virtual girlfriend who’s programmed to love you unconditionally (as long as you keep her batteries charged, of course).

    But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BLAZEANARCHY – Real anarchy Minecraft server

    BLAZEANARCHY – Real anarchy Minecraft server

    BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!

    The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a secret yuri romance? Look no further! Our server may not be obvious with its yuri themes, but rest assured, there will be some steamy kisses by the end of it (in-game, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Crops Grown: 1674 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Anime SMP – What Anime Do You Recommend Me?

    Anime SMP – What Anime Do You Recommend Me?
    Are you tired of boring old anime recommendations? Want something fresh, exciting, and totally out of this world? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only recommend the most mind-blowing anime that will leave you questioning reality!

    Forget about mainstream shows like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto, we’ve got recommendations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From magical girls battling evil to pastry chefs creating desserts that will make your taste buds dance, our anime suggestions will have you hooked from the first episode.

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wacky adventures, crazy characters, and plot twists that will make your jaw drop, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs Dragon Ball Z when you can have magical girls baking cakes and saving the world? Join now and let the anime madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Left or Right Minecraft Server

    Left or Right Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the cool kids in town. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pics with two or more girls on the server! That’s right, you can show off your epic builds to not one, but TWO Minecraft babes. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate among them.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon is a total babe magnet, so you’ll be sure to impress all the ladies with your dragon-slaying skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pic with two or more girls before you know it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Already 3 million views on Youtube Minecraft SMP

    Already 3 million views on Youtube Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive PvP battle between players riding on flying pigs and shooting rainbow lasers. Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers! And that’s just the beginning.

    Our server has already garnered 3 million views on YouTube, with videos showcasing epic battles, hilarious pranks, and mind-blowing builds. You could be the next star of our server, gaining fame and fortune beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and lead your fellow players to victory in the craziest Minecraft world ever created. See you there, gamers!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

    Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Snowy Desi Babes Minecraft SMP

    Snowy Desi Babes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not racist Minecraft SMP, where we believe that white passing Indian women are the pinnacle of beauty! Join us for a chance to marvel at their stunning looks while building epic structures and battling mobs together. Who needs white women when you can have the best of both worlds? Come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable beliefs and even more questionable decisions. Just remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that beholder is a creeper about to explode in your face!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Mori DOUBLE Minecraft Server

    Mori DOUBLE Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Mori DOUBLE and doobIt as they fight for supremacy. Rumor has it that Unicorngods have taken over and Hololive is on a mission to heal the land. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

    But beware, things can get pretty wild around here. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 719 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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