BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

4chan, Anonymity, Aware, Awareness, b.., BeeAware, BEES, buzzworthy, cyber awareness, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital community, Epic, Experience, gameplay, internet culture, internet safety, Join, meme, Minecraft, online awareness, online behavior, online etiquette, online forum, online presence, Server, social media, trolling, viral, web culture

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	279643
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Items Found:	7113	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	916
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Farms Harvested:	980	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Farms Harvested:	954

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Potions Brewed:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!