BedroomBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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OMG so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like for realzies. We got like, a whole gang of chickens running around, causing chaos and clucking up a storm. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re like a bunch of gossiping old ladies, always trading emeralds for random crap.

But like, the best part is the lava parkour challenge we got going on. It’s like, hotter than the sun, but if you make it to the end, you get a diamond block and a virtual high five. And let me tell you, getting a virtual high five from a pixelated hand is the best feeling in the world.

So yeah, if you wanna join this Minecraft SMP, just slide into our DMs and we’ll hook you up with a llama named Larry who spits fireballs. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

“IndieVerse Network” 1.21.3

1.21.3, IndieVerse, Network

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like the F You Edition? It’s all about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers, none of that basic 2view stuff here. We’re all about the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in. And you can totally shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers. Check out these crazy numbers for the top indie vtubers, it’s a wild ride. Plus, we got ducks. Yeah, that’s right, ducks. So come join the madness and let’s get weird together.

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NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

Argument, belligerent, Boundaries, Bumps, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Friend, garage, Jeep, Minecraft, NoWifeNoLife, ownership, Protective, Rain, reality check, relationships, Respect, scratches, Server, Sewing, work on truck

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).
Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.

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NoDressNoPartyMC

adult females, birthday celebration, birthday etiquette, birthday guest, birthday invitation, birthday outfit, Birthday Party, clothing style, decency, dress code, fancy restaurant, formal attire, friendship, niple cover stickers, NoDressNoPartyMC, outfit choice, Restaurant, Self-expression, sheer dress, thong, undergarments

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s fashion choices? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.
Just like the sheer dress incident, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what crazy outfit (or block) your fellow players will show up in next. And just like our birthday party drama, there’s always some juicy gossip and drama to keep things interesting.

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience that’s as daring and bold as a see-through dress at a fancy restaurant, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a fashion showdown or a heated debate over the best way to build a castle. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Oxytocin Neuron Social Club

autism, Behavioral Disorders, Brain, club, Development, DiSRuPtiON, findings, mental health, mouse model, neuron, neuroscience, neuroscientists, new ways, oxytocin, research, Social, social behaviors, Social Interaction, specific neurons, stimulation, Therapy, Treatment

so, like, imagine if u could enter a minecraft server where all the players are mice with autism. but then, there are these special neurons that secrete oxytocin that can like, totally change their behavior and make them super social and friendly. it’s like a whole new world where mice are the rulers and everyone is just having a blast building and exploring together. join this server and be part of this crazy adventure where you can help these mice overcome their challenges and make new friends along the way. who knew that minecraft could be so heartwarming and inspiring? come join us and be a part of something truly special.

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MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, Bedrock Compatible, Claims, Discord, Hacks, Hard gamemode, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, Nocheats, Nogrief, Owners, Phantoms, PvP, Raiding, Sethome, smp, Survival, Tpa

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	The Pale Garden
Version	1.21.4
Gamemode	Semi Vanilla SMP (Survival)
Features
Server IP	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Discord	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Is griefing permitted?	No, griefing is not allowed.
Are there any claims system?	No, there are no claims system.
Can I keep my inventory upon death?	No, keep inventory is not enabled.
How many homes can players have?	Players have 2 homes by default.
What is the world border set to?	The world border is set to 100k.

Contribute or Garbage 1.20.4

1.20.4, Communication, Contribute, Equal, evil society, friend potential, Garbage, good things, hate pass card, hell holes, Hope, horrible people, human communication, kill, least qualified, love, power, Resourceful, Stupidest, suffer, Value

Join our Minecraft server where you better contribute or else you’re trash and we’ll destroy you! Be resourceful in our evil society and get your “hate pass card” to indulge in hatred and evil. Ever wonder why the dumbest and worst people are in charge everywhere? It’s all about human communication, baby! If you can talk, you can rule. But why are evil folks so powerful? The answer is obvious, communication is key! After years of trying to reconnect with a potential friend, I gave up. People suck, that’s why places like /r9k/ exist. Without that special someone, there’s no reason to be good. Join us and embrace the chaos!

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BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server

arm injury, bathroom assistance, BathroomBuddies, boyfriend’s family, car accident, caregiving role, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, dinner etiquette, disability support, Emotional support, family dinner, financial strain, helping in restroom, judgmental behavior, meal payment, Minecraft, parental disapproval, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, respect for privacy, Server, social expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!

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ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

aita, bills, Cancel, Communication, Demand, Dinner, false pretense, feeling, gift, guy, last minute, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, relationship, Rude, Seeing.., splitting, strapped for cash, Valentine’s Day, ValentineCraft, valentines getaway, valentines trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

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DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, test

Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

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YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition

“Youth, carefree days, cartoons, childhood memories, Curiosity, Edition, family time, freedom, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, Recess, School days, Simplicity, Toys, Wonder, YouthCraft, youthful energy

Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!
Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!

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Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

advanced materials, Carbon-based materials, condensed matter physics, Craft, discovery, electronic properties, experimental physics, graphene, Graphene research, innovation, materials science, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, new class, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, quantum states, research, scientists, Technology

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?
Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!

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Canopy

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fun Environment, hard mode, hats, Hermitcraft-like, laid back, Moderation, new friends, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds
Join Us	Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation.
What is the average player age?	Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we typically host fun events each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Are there any protection plugins on the server?	No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins.

EcoCraft Space Odyssey 1.20.4

1.20.4, 931076889, EcoCraft, like that, long tail tags, odyssey, Space

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies too!
You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

appearance pressure, beauty bias, body image, confidence issues, DatelessDweebs, dating challenges, Dating confidence, dating difficulties, dating expectations, dating frustrations, dating insecurities, dating struggles, Insecurity, lack of attraction, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative perceptions, rejection, self esteem, smp, societal beauty standards, Unattractive people

OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.
And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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CraftyShitSurvivor

Adversity, coping mechanisms, CraftyShitSurvivor, emotional baggage, emotional resilience., emotional scars, Hardship, healing, inner strength, life experiences, mental health, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, past struggles, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, survivor, tough times, Trauma, Trauma recovery

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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