Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2040
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Love Letters Sent:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3436	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	830	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2805
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6157
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Buildings Constructed:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mines Excavated:	4715
Farms Harvested:	795	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	7036	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	116	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	909268
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	101
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?