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CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ores Mined:	4918	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	195	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	955	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	4424	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	62
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	3351	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7019

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	6603	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	7

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	87	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1932
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

Players:	99/200	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	1877
Towns Built:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20