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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3533 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).