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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7966 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3017 |
Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
